I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
