i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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