I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
After tacos, we're chasing women.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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