I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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