Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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