Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
