he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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