I'm so fucking centered right now
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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