Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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