Buhtt sex?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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