I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
My penis needs a shock collar
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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