So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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