wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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