I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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