Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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