Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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