I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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