That's intense
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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