covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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