i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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