No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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