Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
No subtext here. People are naked.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
