take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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