seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
