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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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