At least make sure they are 18
Why
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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