We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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