Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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