I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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