Do you still have your period?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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