Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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