you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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