Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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