no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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