dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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