I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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