Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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