can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I touched a dick in church today
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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