Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Even my vagina gasped.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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