Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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