i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Everyone says I win the strip club
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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