The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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