what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
