Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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