Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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