operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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