not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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