Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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