Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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