I heard we made out
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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