someone get that fucking seahorse.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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