Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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