Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
