ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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