Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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