Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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