her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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