I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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